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ZodiacMan · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:14 am Post subject: The ZodiacMan's introduction

Greetings everybody, I am the ZodiacMan! I joined this group at the urging of my good friend, A-Tastic, A-Train, Scarletmorbidia, whatever she calls herself. I am a 28 year old MBA who pisses people off for a living. I am also known as Jared, Zodiac69 (on usenet postings), Zodiac Mindwarp the Rock and Roll Love Machine (my old disc jockey name), The Zodiac Pimp, Vitamin J, or simply "That Guy." Please, do not confuse me with the spokesperson for Subway. While I like their sandwiches, that dude is a dork. I'm not really good at making costumes, but I did buy a "Vote for Pedro" shirt that helped me win mad props with the Napoleon Dynamite costume. I'm really more of a lazy capitalist pig than anything. I like beer, pro wrestling, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, and exchange traded funds, which are similar to mutual funds but are available on various stock exchanges and are traded in the same manner securities are. I live right here in the beautiful city of Chattanooga. I'm probably too cool to live here but I'm way too complacent to leave right now. One day I hope to find the answer to life's questions and before it's all over, I hope to find my happy ending. Thank you all, and God bless America (at least my ideal of America, not necessiarly what it actually is).

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When evil raises its ugly hand, you can count on the ZodiacMan

TheLorax · Joined: 26 Sep 2005 Posts: 2 Location: Chattanooga Tn

I have to at least give you props for mentioning an obscure Band name, I haven't listened to them for years. Kudos.
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a-tastic · Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:14 am Post subject:

jared you ARE napopeon dynamite, if napoleon escaped from preston, and got an m.b.a. if you keep growing your hair out, we can give you a perm and then the transformation will be complete.
heck yeah.

Kiante · Site Admin Joined: 12 Oct 2005 Posts: 142

OH I remember Napoleon dynamite from dragon con.... You were the one that roomed with Atastic right? I was Alice From resident Evil Apocalypse
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ZodiacMan · Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:05 pm Post subject:

Yep, that was me. I was friggin' sweet! I remember you.

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When evil raises its ugly hand, you can count on the ZodiacMan